Traffic Stop

Since I never remember the good jokes I figured I would just post some here when I hear them so I can find them later. Here’s the first of the funnies:

One evening, a state trooper pulled a car over on the side of a highway. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to do a show that night and didn’t want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he wouldn’t give him a ticket.The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.The trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.The juggler stated he could, so the trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, another car pulled in behind the patrol car. A man with a little too much spirits in him, got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper saw him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, because there’s no way I can pass that test!”

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